Word on the street is there’s going to be some art this year at Art Basel. No way, right? But this isn’t about the art. Though hipsters will be migrating en masse towards their homing beacon of overpriced craft beers and the pseudo-pretentious art mecca known as Wynwood to bask in the creative culture of snobbery, our motives are shamelessly overt: we’re here to party. And with Art Basel week rapidly becoming something of a mini-WMC in terms of the number and quality of excellent parties being held, a definitive guide was needed to help you find the best way to experience the festival of art and talent in the most uncultured way possible- with heavy drinking and questionable behaviour. Wait, that’s me. But you too can join me in the debauchery, because I’ll be at some of these:
 

Tuesday // December 02

Lineup: DJ Harvey, Black Cock, Locussolus
Cost: guest list only
RA Event